挖喜PONYWANG

Features
*A gadget that makes sure your boss thinks your are the hardest worker in the office.

想讓你的老板永遠認為你是辦公室裡最拼命的員工？

*Just press the button and the document of your choice will hide the real activity. 

輕鬆一鍵馬上秀出指定的文件(隱藏助你真正的摸魚行徑)

*When your boss walks past, simply slam the big, red, James Bond style button. Up pops a pre-planned screen saver of your choice, from spreadsheet to company intranet, that acts as the perfect decoy when you're abusing company resources.

當你老板出來逛大街時，簡單的按下本按鈕。馬上就讓你看起來像是公司最有價值的員工!

*No need to panic or frantically close down windows. Instead, you look like the star employee.

不用再手忙腳亂的關視窗藏MSN，取而代之，你每天都像是公司MVP啦!!

Descriptions以下樂樂長，PONY懶的翻譯了.....
This interweb thingy is brilliant, isn't it? Work, on the other hand, is not. Unfortunately the internet is accessed via the very machine you're supposed to be using for work.And that's why virtually everyone who uses a computer at work spends most of the time looking over their shoulder. Indeed, at this very moment you're gaping at gadgets and gizmos when you should probably be studying annual reports or typing up the minutes from this morning's board meeting. And we wouldn't even begin to speculate where you were surfing prior to this. Shame on you!Of course most work-shirkers choose to combat this highly annoying paradox by hammering frantically on their mouse when the boss walks by. But not us. Oh no, we simply hit the USB Panic Button and relax. Why? Because this ingenious comedy stealth device instantly opens a boring document to conceal our embarrassment (and all those incriminating windows).

Brilliant!
The USB Panic Button looks just like one of those emergency buttons you see in the movies - you know, the ones that launch missiles, shut off power, eject seats from fighter jets and cause Daffy Duck to lose his beak and feathers. It's even got one of those flip-open perspex covers and is covered in yellow and black warning stripes. Perfect for adding a suitably CIA-esque touch to your desk.
As well as its own boring document, this USB-friendly device will also bring up any other image you fancy - from your company logo to a photo of your mom. The possibilities are endless. The USB Panic Button is an ideal gift for anyone who spends too much time looking at things they shouldn't (that'll be all of us) and it's perfect for easily distracted surfers who spend more time searching for holidays, bargains and rude pictures than they do searching for new clients. (Again, that'll be all of us). So don't panic, just hurry up and hit the Buy button. Abort! Abort!

最重要的!! 現在這個辦公室求生好伙伴。只要米金$5.99(還免運費國內)